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05:41

WHEN I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE IN MY OWN POCKETS I'M LIKE

whatshouldshakespearecallme:

“I am looking for that. Yes, that. Try all pockets. Handker. Freeman. Where did I? Ah, yes. Trousers. Potato. Purse. Where?”

- James Joyce, Ulysses

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Just wait until yr old! You’ll be losing your sun/glasses, and find ‘em atop yr head, like I do! XD

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